You’re Not Getting Older – You’re Getting Even
It’s amazing how people insist on perpetuating myths about aging, with oh-so-hilarious gems such as:
Sure, you can still enjoy your wild oats – but now you have to have them with prunes and bran.
Congratulations! You’ve finally gotten your head together – but now your body is falling apart!
Now that you’ve got it all together, you can’t remember where you put it.
Yep, those sayings get old fast; but that doesn’t mean you have to! We’ll help you fight back, with a powerful offensive of advanced, age-defying procedures that’ll obliterate wrinkles, brown spots, sagging skin, “middle-age spread,” thinning lips, and many other signs of aging.
So, you know what that means? You’re not getting older – you’re getting even!